fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via eat-squat-love)

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

(via sorry)

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via sorry)

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(via sorry)

  • me: 911 please i think the who fandom broke
  • 911: dear god it was the sherlockians yesterday

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

(via sorry)

kobayashimarooned:

don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay

(via alcobolic)

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism, via goblinparty)

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

(via hotboyproblems)

  • mom: honey why do you stay up so late
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: because sometimes Beyoncé releases raNDOM SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THAT