modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

"ok I love them but-"

— someone who’s bout to talk major shit on their friend (via laserqucst)

(Source: studip, via sorry)

jaclcfrost:

this asshole

[gestures to favorite character]

(via cute-pyschopath)

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

(via cumfort)

wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

(Source: ernbarassing, via psyducked)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via crystallized-teardrops)